Size-vertisement G/t Contest (closed)

Results are here: Size-vertisement Contest Winners

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Edit: The deadline is coming up April 4th. So there's still time to finish/start entries. And if you don't see yours in the thumbnails below, please comment on this journal with a link to it. If it isn't linked here, we don't know about it!

Even if you can only submit a sketch of your idea, you'll get a participation prize. Just fyi.

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Size difference has become more and more common in advertising lately.

Candy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqUZ25…

Medications
www.youtube.com/watch?v=puEJO8…

Beauty products
www.youtube.com/watch?v=taW_SQ…

Insurance
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGMsBj…

Food
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hse3dV…

Games
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U_4J_…

So let's see what our little community of size enthusiasts can come up with!

There are two sections to this contest: Visual and Written.

For the visual artists:
-Using size difference, create an ad to sell a mock product or promote a fake brand. Please note the emphasis on FAKE. Don't use a real brand. Either parody an existing brand (like Oreos versus Creme Betweens) or make something up!
-All visual media is welcome; drawing, photo-manipulation, 3D modeling, etc.
-But to the photo-manipulators: all images used must either belong to you or be stock images. Nabbing images of strangers from Google is awful.
-Vore IS allowed as long as it serves a purpose (such as in the candy commercial above).
-As for how SFW or NSFW entries should be, just think about what the censors allow on television and what is blocked.
-So if you want to sell your product with sex/sensual overtones (as many advertisements do), feel free to throw people into bikinis or speedos or whatever. Just keep the naughty bits covered.
-NO doll makers or bases are allowed.

For the writers:
-Write a mock review of a fantasy size-related product or service. (Ex's: a mixed-scale bar, shrink ray, tiny pet carriers, giant escort service, Uber for tinies, etc).
-You can find inspiration in reviews you've read or written on websites like Amazon or Yelp.
-Normal internet reviews can't be censored, so feel free to swear like an internet troll and be as graphic as you like (especially if it's a negative review).
-No minimum or maximum on word length.

Prizes!
-There will be 2 winners for the visual art contest and 2 winners for the written contest.
-Multiple entries are welcome in both categories, but you can only place once.
-All non-placing participants will receive their choice of a colored chibi or a colored character bust.

1st place:
Choose ONE of the following:
-1 drawing (Complex background, 3 characters or less, lined/colored/shaded)
-1,500
And choose TWO of the following (Can choose the same option twice):
-Flat colored G/t sketch (2 characters. No background or gradient background)
-Colored chibi (lined/colored/shaded)
-Colored character bust (semi-realism; lined/colored/shaded)

2nd place:
Choose ONE of the following:
-1 drawing (Simple/functional background, 3 characters or less, lined/flat colored)
-1000
And choose ONE of the following:
-Flat colored G/t sketch (2 characters. No background or gradient background)
-Colored chibi (lined/colored/shaded)
-Colored character bust (semi-realism; lined/colored/shaded)

Deadline: April 4th

Hit me up with any questions you have!

Entries so far:

Written category:
G/t Advertising contest: Speedy SpriggansSpeedy Spriggans® : The Sweetest of Scams
Reviewer: Mandy Hawkins
Rating (out of 5): ⭐️
For those of you who are unfamiliar with this so-called ‘service,’ Speedy Spriggans® markets itself as a free and easy tiny transportation service, in which a friendly giant will whisk you away to your destination for a safe and comfortable ride.
Fellow tiny customers, we have been deceived. This is NOT what it claims to be.
First off, these people aren’t easy to find. They call themselves accessible? Well let me tell you, I was travelling with an armful of bags for a business trip, and it took me nearly an HOUR for one of these jokers to show up. What, do they only have, like, two people working at a time or something?
Anyway, after an hour I finally found one, who - for the sake of anonymity - we shall call Darby. How did I flag the guy down? HE CHASED ME! That’s right, folks, this guy I didn’t know, who also wore no insignia or other visible i by and
Quick-Growing Continents Review - Contest EntryI wouldn't call myself a connoisseur of these "Grow-Your-Own Continents", but I've always enjoyed adding new companions to my personal world map. Raised a major landmass or two in my basement, been the central deity of a few religions, formed a couple of lakes and mountain chains with my hands. Not an expert, but I know my way around.
So I can say with confidence: CheeyaPets' Quick-Growing Little Continents is garbage.
For those of you unfamiliar with the concept: these Continent-Growing packs have all the components you need to build a major chunk of land, and then you can plant the seeds of life in it there. Some people prefer plant-only worlds full of Bonsai trees, but me and my friends are more into the civilization-building aspect of it; watching and subtly guiding a society as it grows and becomes self-aware. It can be really relaxing. Emphasis on "can" - this blotch of terra firma just made me want to rip up the chunks of my world and toss them in the trash.
The experience began by
Size-Vertizement Contest entryReview: Chairman Arkol Zoton, Planet RZ35, M57 Galaxy
Review of Service: Giant Guardians PMC
Posted to: InterDimensional Ad Service(For all you in those low vibe dimensions that just want to reach a higher state of being)
Quick Review Score: 5 out of 5, would hire again
Hmm, been thinking about how to start this for a while now, mostly due to the shaking, but I don’t blame the boys in blue for that. Oh, wait, that one’s a girl right by me, and she just picked up a car and hurled it at the monster. Hmm, not bad form, she’s now ripping it apart barehanded. Ooh, that’s going to leave a mark in the morning. I think this one’s some kind of metamorph, because it just grew a tentacle out of the middle of its eye, and well, that’s done. She just crushed it under her heel. Nice work.
Err, let me start again. As some of you may or may not be aware, we in the M57 Galaxy are close to a rather insignificant blue ball in a neighboring galaxy called Earth, where a and Size-Vertizement Contest entry(Robo Effect)My Visit to the Citadel
By: Zeria Matsudaira, Private Citizen, Terran Federation
Hello galaxy, it’s your friendly ZM of Terra News Tonight, TNT, Always a Blast. I just got back from a visit to the Citadel, the Heart of the Galaxy, or so it’s called by the micronians. For a Terran, of course, that would actually be Gloval Station in the Sol system, but let’s not quibble over details like that, when there’s so much else to talk about. For one thing, the arrival bays in the ‘Heart’ are so cramped that a girl can barely spread her legs without knocking over boxes, or nearly crushing some turian in power armor underfoot. Totally not fun.
Still, even after this reporter ‘accidentally’ crushed a load of new eezo cores being shipped in, she was still able to explore the station, and while it might not be quite as large as Gloval, which for those ignorant of it used to be Pluto, it’s still a heck of a sight. Just imagine, stepping off that l by
Bluth Serum - Rating 1/5Bluth Serum
1/5
So of course you've all heard the press by now.  I'm not going to repeat the tired warnings up and down old and new media alike, but rather I just want to send a message to a certain group of people.  "One in eleven's not that many," you've said.  "It's so much cheaper!" you've said.  My wife thought much the same, and I'm writing - perhaps not to dissuade you - but to bring it home to you just what risk you're taking.
I say "my wife."  I guess I should say "me," since technically I'm writing this for her, this being her account, and she's standing by the keyboard vetting my every word.  This is her husband writing this - sorry, Amazon, this probably contradicts some clause buried in one of those umpteen contracts no one reads, but for now it's just expedient.  Anyway, I'll keep writing in my own voice, but bear in mind that there's nothing I say that doesn't have her full blessing.
Anyway, as you no doubt expect, I didn't buy it mysel by
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